A new to me author and narrator combo is on the blog today with a quirky, twisty literary fiction that is full of laughs and outrageous imagery. Please welcome Man Martin to the blog with his story, narrated by David Aaron Baker.
The Lemon Jell-O Syndrome
I’ve never read a story that features a protagonist who is so restrained and constrained by his personality. Bone King is a linguist, a major grammar nerd with social issues, a tendency to overthink words and their use, and a marriage on the rocks. It wasn’t that Bone was quirky: I appreciate quirky, but his iron-clad grip on doing things his way often fought with his ‘therapy’ and there felt as if there was an underlying need for Bone to feel set-apart. Perhaps some of this is intellectual snobbery, perhaps it truly is a touch of self-centered focus as he easily gets into navel gazing about a word, its origin or use far more frequently than one would expect. But, taking moments to laugh (and visualize his struggles with the tasks set out before him by the ‘therapist’ Arthur Limongello.
See, Bone has an inability to walk through doors –taking that into a psychoanalysis point of view (the kings of navel gazing) one could think of the fear of change, new situations, even new circumstances. In Limongello-speak, his self (including self-determination and movement) are dislodging – and he must work to reattach them. Here is where the story starts to pick up in many ways: the imagery of a grown man square dancing through doorways, fighting to care about greeting new people each day or following his assignments as his mind is constantly and consistently mulling over words, his personal life, his wife and her affair with the gardener. But as things start to move in directions unknown, and Arthur Limongello’s past comes forward with a big secret and all may not be what it seems: Bone’s quandary (and the small improvements he has made in his life with this help, become a story that alternates between quirky fun and deeper thoughts about self, self-image, relating to the world and even recovering from dramatic events.
Narration for this story is provided by David Aaron Baker and he had that I’m here but not here sort of impact that I expected from Bone: he’s never truly focused on just one thing and that touch of remove was clearly present in this performance. Limongello’s presence was far different in audible effect: he appeared confident, calm and knowing and just the person you’d want for therapy. Clear enunciation, easy to distinguish character voices with nuanced pace, tone and delivery, the narration kept me engaged and involved in the story.
Overall 3.5 Narration 4 Story 3
Title: The Lemon Jell-O Syndrome
Author: Man Martin
Genre: Humor elements, Literary Fiction, Satire
Narrator: David Aaron Baker
Published by: Recorded Books, Unbridled Books
Published on: 3 July, 2017
Source: Recorded Books
Audio Length: 8 Hours: 32 minutes
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A comic novel about the stresses in a small college linguist's personal and professional life. As he loses his wife then his job, Bone King begins suffering a mysterious ailment that prevents him from going through doors. His only hope is renowned neurologist Arthur Limongello.
Sometimes Bone King cannot go through doors. He has no physical impairment, but at times his brain and muscles simply can't recall how to walk him through them. Perhaps it has something to do with his being distracted thinking about grammar and etymology all the time, or maybe it's anxiety that his wife is having an affair with the yardman.
But then renowned neurologist Arthur Limongello offers a diagnosis as peculiar as the ailment: Bone's self is starting to dislodge from his brain. The treatment is a series of therapeutic tasks; Bone must compliment a stranger each day, do good deeds without being asked, and remind himself each morning that "Today is a good day!"
But first, as a temporary measure, he also suggests Bone simply try to dance through the doorways. And for a time, Bone's square dancing, the only kind of dance he knows how to do, seems to more or less work.
Bone's condition begins to improve, but then his wife leaves him, and after a harrowing ordeal during which he nearly loses his life, Bone makes an astounding discovery about the man who has been calling himself Dr. Limongello.
Is Limongello's remedy the product of a deranged imagination or the cure for a modern epidemic threatening the very self?
A copy of this title was provided via Recorded Books for purpose of honest review. I was not compensated for this review: all conclusions are my own responsibility.